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Ryanair set to axe 270 flights a week from Stansted

[in The Mirror]

Wrexham star earns degree for Wii game study

[in The Mirror]

MP wants emergency 999 text service

[in The Mirror]

Shocking vid of tots on pot

TEEN uncle is jailed for filming himself coaxing nephews, 2 and 4, into smoking DRUGS
[in The Sun - News]

Beefy bags himself a degree

HONORARY degree awarded to English cricket's finest all-rounder Sir Ian Botham
[in The Sun - News]

Gordon Smart Passes Off Amy Winehouse’s Waxwork

AMY Winehouse is appearing at Madame Tussauds.

The Sun’s pouting Gordon Smart says he has created his own “filthy, sweaty, scarred model”. Why, he does not say, but we imagine it’s to save the Sun the trouble of paying the paparazzi for pictures of Winehouse looking waxy faced and standing very still.

The Star seems to have gotten its hands on Smart’s effigy, and will surely pay him royalties for publishing it as an actual picture of the chanteuse.

The paper’s Cameron Millar says Winehouse looks “tatty… blotchy… matted… sweaty and dishevelled”. It’s as if the air conditioning has broken at Madame Tussauds.

In truth, most of the exhibits at the waxwork museum could be interchangeable, and if you were to remove Winehouse’s hair and make-up, she could pass for Miley Cyrus, Robert Mugabe or, if the hair is left on, Tony Blair.

Indeed, with some pruning and melting, Winehouse could remseble the sun’s AMrt, oir David Gest…

[in Anorak]

Terror as bears devour guards

RUSSIAN mining staff refuse to work after pack of starving bears eat two colleagues
[in The Sun - News]

Terror law brief is next DPP

BARRISTER who acted for terror suspects is the next director of public prosecutions
[in The Sun - News]

Man did not intend to die

CORONER says Bridgend youngster, 20, did not mean to kill himself after row
[in The Sun - News]

Another Lego brick in the wall

GERMAN artist transforms Italian village with handy Lego brickwork
[in The Sun - News]